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SHIPWRECKED 

v03: 

NAUTI-COOL

The Thames
//
London
SAT 13 JULY 2024
1:00PM – 10:00PM
MV PEARL OF LONDON – 1PM TIL 5PM - SERIOUS PARTY BOAT, WESTMINSTER PIER
FOR THE LANDLUBBERS – 3:00PM TIL 10:00PM – CIRCA EMBANKMENT WC2N

ON LAND OR AT SEA – WE GOT IT GOING ON!

Whether you want to keep your feet dry throughout the day or get aboard the good ship HOUSEWORK before you jump ashore for more!

Continuing where we left off last year - HW takes to the waters once again for our only UK boat party this year with another ‘something pretty special’. Or rather TWO things depending on your thing!

For starters… we will be getting all HOT HOT HOT for a sun-drenched day-to-night triple-decked affair of you, us and quality tunage. It is time for Volume 3 of our SHIPWRECKED ON THE THAMES adventure…

The boat sets sail from WESTMINSTER PIER at 1PM.

Taking it up a notch or three as we sail along the Thames - a party packed with the TUNES, BASS and LASERS, as well as the awesome HW rave on the wave family we, once again, go all out NAUTI-COOL as we get sexy on the waves. Whether you relish in the cool of TITANIC glam, prefer a little underwater ATLANTIS, love a little punt on the river. Or just wanna come as you are, after all… life’s a beach… it’s all good with us.

Let’s just get together, celebrate life and embark on a weekend of debauchery - let us be beautifully wet and show London how HOUSEWORK parties in the summer sun.

THE BOAT // 1PM – 5PM

With THREE DECKS of naughtiness to be had…

The TOP DECK will be a dedicated place of chill… A viewing gallery of London Town - a place to catch your breath, chew the fat with your new shipmates and take your photos as we sail on by.

The MAIN DECK will be hot, sweaty and rocking to the sounds of our legendary HW residents GARY SIMPSON, WAYNE A and MATT MAY alongside ever fantastic CARLY DENHAM and returning favourite PAUL WOOLF… all of whom will be setting The Thames alight with their skillz.

“Enough” ye hails… “It’s enough to send ye overboard”.

But we have more before we head ashore… Oh yes! Down in the ENGINE room is where the underwater magic happens… We welcome back our 2023 stowaway CLAIRE FLANIGAN who’ll be joined by jumpin’ JACK JAMES, captain MARK NEAL & everyone’s favourite cabin boy BILLY GUNYON… all pumping out your favourite bangers and brand new tunes. And as ever… our very own MR STIXX will be keeping the pace on percussion while we ride this wave! You will not be disappointed.

AFTER PARTY // 5:00PM – 10.00PM

If you’re a bit of a land-lubber or can’t imagine going home as early as 5PM, hop off the boat, jump on the tube for 1 stop OR take a 7 minute stroll along the river and join us at CIRCA EMBANKMENT – yes that infamous venue of HOUSEWORK naughtiness - where will be continuing the vibes and cranking up the volume with the awesome WAYNE SOUL AVENGERZ, making his first HW appearance alongside fellow debutants PIANO & SPECS. Kicking off the shoreside party is ALEX MYLES who will later be joined by HW residents MARCUS DRYDEN & LOUIS MILLAR with MATT MAY & GARY SIMPSON closing out the day with one of their mythical B2B sets. And, as always, a whole lot more of what you love with MR STIXX on percussion.

We’re betting that’s already got you picking out your deck shoes, but remember, there are only limited tickets available for this swashbuckling event… So what are you waiting for? Book your tickets, pack your armbands, and mark the date in your diary – SATURDAY 13TH JULY – 1.00PM TIL 10.00PM. On land or sea, we’re ready for you Bad Buoys!

HOUSEWORK… It’s ALL about UNIQUE PEOPLE. PLACES. PARTIES.

See there you sexy lot x

BOAT TICKET:
£30
BOAT & AFTERS COMBO:
£40 / £45
AFTERS ONLY:
£15 / £20

Covid-19 Update: Due to the daily changes that are happening in our world due to covid-19 the goal posts are constantly moving. We are doing our best to deliver event we have all been planning. However, official guidelines and restrictions from the UK Governments, as well as Local Councils, may mean hotels, parties / events, locations and services may be subject to change for reasons outside our control. Rest assured we WILL do our best to deliver on our promise, but cannot be held responsible for contributing factors that diminish the experience. Rest assured we will always be fair with you, our family.

Dress code: Glitz and Glamour or Down with The Kids It doesn’t matter, we love you for you. Be prepared for a lot of time on the dance floor (so trainers are all good on this occasion)!

Age & ID: All HOUSEWORK events are strictly over 21 and all attendees will need to bring ID with them.

Exclusivity: We’re only permitted to welcome a limited number of guests – but if you get your mitts on one of these tickets then you are in for a truly banging evening.

Respect policy: We ask that all of our guests respect and observe any rules that the venue put in place on the night. These rules are for your comfort and safety, and are in place to ensure you have an unforgettable time.

We ask all our guests to comply with the rules of the venue (please familiarise yourself with them at the venues own website) as well as our own rules: Of inclusivity and happiness. All smiles and zero frowns please. Bad attitude is NOT permitted, and any rule breakers will be required to leave. These rules are for the comfort and safety of all, and are in place to ensure you have an unforgettable time.


Drugs policy: The UK has a very strict policy when it comes to drug use… Anybody found not observing this rule may be ejected from the venue and may even be prosecuted. Remember kids, just say no.

Refund Policy: We will be working within the Government and local council guidelines to deliver this event. This may mean restrictions on what and how we deliver. Refunds for any tickets purchased directly via HOUSEWORK will only be made if the event is cancelled fully or if a change of date results in you not being able to attend. Refunds will not be given if the event goes ahead with restrictions in place.

Cancellation: WE ARE HOUSEWORK LTD and any related companies and / or the directors cannot be held responsible for cancelled postponed or altered events or if an artist, act, performer or DJ cancels their performance.


Updates to the Terms & Conditions: WE ARE HOUSEWORK LTD retain the right to update these terms and conditions.

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