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Never mind 

The 

BaLearics

Night tales
//
London
SATURDAY 30 MAY 2026
NEVER MIND THE BALEARICS 2.00PM – 10.00PM  
NIGHT TALES // LONDON // E8 1DU

IBIZA. YOU JUST CAN’T GET ENOUGH. WE ARE BRINGING THE IBERIAN SOUL TO THE HEART OF THE LONDON.

Slipping back into the UK summer. From ITACA to the EAST SIDE. We gather to celebrate the Balearic essence of HOUSEWORK. We may be missing the sand, but we won’t be missing the vibe.

Trip back to simpler times, when hedonism ruled the day and music was the reason you came to play… We bring the old IBIZA vibe to East London for one day of chill to thrill music.

Yeah, OK we know we can never beat being in IBIZA - but at least there will be no sand in places there shouldn’t be… Only smiles for miles, as we gather again with the people we love, rubbing factor 50 into our winter toned bodies under the London sun. With a lineup of DJ’s taking us back to the days where we transcended space and time and felt the love that filled the air. Damn… NEVER MIND THE BALEARICS… THIS IS HOUSEWORK IN LONDON TOWN.

With yet another new venue for HOUSEWORK – somewhere cool and collected and in line with the times… We are going to NIGHT TALES – Three (SPACE)s to create that iconic vibe… and it’s not even a Sunday at…

So, what in the NEVER MIND THE BALEARICS is going on?  

Let us firstly introduce THE TERRACE where we will be filling the air with the sound of IBIZA. LAUREN & PAUL will be getting the party going, closely followed by MACCA MARKOSA and FROUGE who will both be bringing the sound of the white isle and the love that comes with it. Next up we have SAYA and EIBHLIN who will be entertaining us as the sun drops and we welcome the warm breezy evening with the man himself, GARY SIMPSON. Then, closing the evening out in the way only he can, MARCUS DRYDEN brings his sound to make sure your feet do not stop stomping until the last tune fades into the night sky.  

Step off the sun soaked TERRACE and enter the club proper… and we bring you HOUSEWORK in all it’s glory. The music, the people, the heat and the hotness of JON PLEASED WIMMIN leading the charge on the decks. That would be enough temptation for many but we never underplay the line up. Outside the usual suspects of WAYNE A, MAY MAY and SCOTT JUDGE we also have the beautifully talented LUCY HUGHES and straight from the heavens PAUL WOOLF. I mean seriously, this room is going to go off.  

Now that already sounds like a party worthy as a F&%K you to IBIZA… and reason enough to make your way to the EAST SIDE.

But there is more… of course there is more… with another treat. And one under the arches… as we bring you DISCO-HOUSE HEAVEN with the fallen angels MACCA MARKOSSA, MATT MAY and SCOTT JUDGE – to keep things swinging for all you disco heads out there.  

This, my little alternative hedonistic party people, is NOT going to be IBIZA, but be all the best things about it you can get under one roof, a terrace and an arch. Just like the old days.

TICKETS (2PM – 9PM)
TRUST IN US
£20
EARLYBIRD
£25
GENERAL
£30
FINAL RELEASE
£35

Covid-19 Update: Due to the daily changes that are happening in our world due to covid-19 the goal posts are constantly moving. We are doing our best to deliver event we have all been planning. However, official guidelines and restrictions from the UK Governments, as well as Local Councils, may mean hotels, parties / events, locations and services may be subject to change for reasons outside our control. Rest assured we WILL do our best to deliver on our promise, but cannot be held responsible for contributing factors that diminish the experience. Rest assured we will always be fair with you, our family.

Dress code: Glitz and Glamour or Down with The Kids It doesn’t matter, we love you for you. Be prepared for a lot of time on the dance floor (so trainers are all good on this occasion)!

Age & ID: All HOUSEWORK events are strictly over 21 and all attendees will need to bring ID with them.

Exclusivity: We’re only permitted to welcome a limited number of guests – but if you get your mitts on one of these tickets then you are in for a truly banging evening.

Respect policy: We ask that all of our guests respect and observe any rules that the venue put in place on the night. These rules are for your comfort and safety, and are in place to ensure you have an unforgettable time.

We ask all our guests to comply with the rules of the venue (please familiarise yourself with them at the venues own website) as well as our own rules: Of inclusivity and happiness. All smiles and zero frowns please. Bad attitude is NOT permitted, and any rule breakers will be required to leave. These rules are for the comfort and safety of all, and are in place to ensure you have an unforgettable time.


Drugs policy: The UK has a very strict policy when it comes to drug use… Anybody found not observing this rule may be ejected from the venue and may even be prosecuted. Remember kids, just say no.

Refund Policy: We will be working within the Government and local council guidelines to deliver this event. This may mean restrictions on what and how we deliver. Refunds for any tickets purchased directly via HOUSEWORK will only be made if the event is cancelled fully or if a change of date results in you not being able to attend. Refunds will not be given if the event goes ahead with restrictions in place.

Cancellation: WE ARE HOUSEWORK LTD and any related companies and / or the directors cannot be held responsible for cancelled postponed or altered events or if an artist, act, performer or DJ cancels their performance.


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