We will be rocking the boat during the day on board the good ship HOUSEWORK
before we jump ashore for more!
Ramping it up yet again - Housework takes to the waters for our only UK boat party this year with a brand-new theme for 2026 – STEAMPUNK!
For starters… we are getting all HOT HOT HOT on a sun-drenched, day-to-night triple-decked session of you, us, and quality tunes. For this is SHIPWRECKED ON THE THAMES - VOLUME 5.







With THREE DECKS of naughtiness to be had…
The TOP DECK will be a dedicated place of chill… A viewing gallery of London Town - a place to catch your breath and take your photos as we sail on by.
The MAIN DECK will be Pure Housework vibes with our legendary Housework residents MATT MAY and GARY SIMPSON alongside ROO, who will be bringing the love as always, the mighty GAVIN JAMES and returning shipwrecked favourite JACK JAMES… all of whom will be setting The Thames alight with their skillz. MR STIXX will as ever be keeping the pace on percussion while we ride this wave!
And down in the ENGINE ROOM is where the STEAM truly gets PUNK’D… This year we have mixed it up a bit with a first HW appearance for BROOKSIE & NIKI H, SARAH CLARKE & LUKE LACONI, and a return of the stowaway BILLY GUNYON to round off the line up for what is going to be one hell of a steam powered industrial voyage of pumping bangers and brand-new tunes before we head back ashore for some more…







If the boat party wasn’t enough and you can’t imagine going home that early then there is also the AFTER PARTY. We will hop off the boat at 4.30PM to carry on the shenanigans at THE STEEL YARD’s ROOM2 where we will be continuing the vibes and cranking up the volume with the awesome LIZZIE CURIOUS, the ever-fantastic SCOTT JUDGE and a first trip out for FABIO SERONO. And, as always, a whole lot more of what you love with MR STIXX on percussion.







There are only limited tickets available for this Steampunk of an event… So what are you waiting for? Book your tickets, pack your armbands, get your fancy dress and mark the date in your diary – SATURDAY 18TH JULY – 12.30PM TIL 10.30PM. On land or sea, we’re ready for you Bad Buoys and Girlz!
HOUSEWORK… It’s ALL about UNIQUE PEOPLE. PLACES. PARTIES.
See there you sexy lot x
Embarkation: We will meet at a pub close to the pier at 11.30PM where you can exchange your ticket for a wristband. Then make our way to BLACKFRIARS PIER ready for 12:00PM where boarding will begin for departure at 12.30PM sharp.
Due to the daily changes that are happening in our world due to covid-19 the goal posts are constantly moving. We are doing our best to deliver event we have all been planning. However, official guidelines and restrictions from the UK Governments, as well as Local Councils, may mean hotels, parties / events, locations and services may be subject to change for reasons outside our control. Rest assured we WILL do our best to deliver on our promise, but cannot be held responsible for contributing factors that diminish the experience. Rest assured we will always be fair with you, our family.
Dress code: Glitz and Glamour or Down with The Kids It doesn’t matter, we love you for you. Be prepared for a lot of time on the dance floor (so trainers are all good on this occasion)!
Age & ID: All HOUSEWORK events are strictly over 21 and all attendees will need to bring ID with them.
Exclusivity: We’re only permitted to welcome a limited number of guests – but if you get your mitts on one of these tickets then you are in for a truly banging evening.
Respect policy: We ask that all of our guests respect and observe any rules that the venue put in place on the night. These rules are for your comfort and safety, and are in place to ensure you have an unforgettable time.
We ask all our guests to comply with the rules of the venue (please familiarise yourself with them at the venues own website) as well as our own rules: Of inclusivity and happiness. All smiles and zero frowns please. Bad attitude is NOT permitted, and any rule breakers will be required to leave. These rules are for the comfort and safety of all, and are in place to ensure you have an unforgettable time.
Drugs policy: The UK has a very strict policy when it comes to drug use… Anybody found not observing this rule may be ejected from the venue and may even be prosecuted. Remember kids, just say no.
Refund Policy: We will be working within the Government and local council guidelines to deliver this event. This may mean restrictions on what and how we deliver. Refunds for any tickets purchased directly via HOUSEWORK will only be made if the event is cancelled fully or if a change of date results in you not being able to attend. Refunds will not be given if the event goes ahead with restrictions in place.
Cancellation: WE ARE HOUSEWORK LTD and any related companies and / or the directors cannot be held responsible for cancelled postponed or altered events or if an artist, act, performer or DJ cancels their performance.
Updates to the Terms & Conditions: WE ARE HOUSEWORK LTD retain the right to update these terms and conditions.